Slopfall: a pixel survivors-like where you mine gems out of a flood of AI junk for ten minutes (3 bosses, 6 evolutions)

The Feed burst, and everything AI ever generated is pouring down from the sky. You are the night curator of the last Archive, and you have to hold out for ten minutes until the filter reboots. The more gems you dig out of the junk, the stronger you get.

Your weapons swing on their own. You move, dodge, and pick one upgrade at every level up. There are three curators (starting with the Brush, the Highlighter or the Seal Stamp), six weapons and six support items, and a maxed weapon evolves from a chest once you own its partner item. The Plausible Face shows up at 3:00, the Spam Box at 6:00, and the last boss, Model Collapse, at 10:00.

Controls Move WASD/arrows · Dash Space/Shift (brief invincibility) · Pause Esc. On a phone, drag anywhere to move and tap the button at bottom right to dash.

Which curator did you win with, or how long did you last?